About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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