Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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