How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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