Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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