I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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