Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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