just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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