we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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