my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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