are you still at the devil's house?
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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