Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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