I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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