I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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