Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she woke up with a sticky ear
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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