do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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