Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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