Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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