"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize