So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I think people are normalizing furries
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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