wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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