i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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