So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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