super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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