i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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