is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
