I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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