arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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