I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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