Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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