a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Found your dick twin last night
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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