What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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