you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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