I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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