i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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