Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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