id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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