my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
they need to just BURY HIM!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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