don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.