My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."