I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
