Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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