it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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