that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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