I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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