Grow some girl-balls and come out already
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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