used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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