you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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