In the future we'll all be gay
i don't like sucking hair
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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