i just wanna soil my oats bro
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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