He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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