Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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