Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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