I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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