sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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