Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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