I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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